10 quick and easy fall decor items that’ll show Brenda next door who’s boss. Who does she think she is, anyways?

This big ol’ 18″ LED light up wreath with so many cute pumpkins and alllll the fall colors that’ll remind her you’re one step ahead every time she walks by. That’s right, BRENDA, look at my bright a** wreath, BRENDA.

This whimsical pumpkin door mat that’ll have her second guessing whether she wants to seethe in jealousy or thank you for your kindness next time she comes knocking on your door.

These cost efficient velvet blackout curtains that come in a variety of seasonal colors like terracotta (pictured), burnt orange, burgundy, and dark green that will simultaneously fill your room with Brenda’s awe while blocking much of the outdoor lights.

These throw pillow covers that also also come in a variety of colors and perfectly match your seasonal curtains; they’ll have to do for sopping up Brenda’s tears (you forgot to grab tissue on this weekend’s Target run).

This suuuuuuper cute table runner filled with pumpkins, flowers and leaves that Brenda will be forced to look at when you’ve invited her into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. Touch it Brenda, TOUCH IT.

These vintage inspired coffee cups that’ll make Brenda escape reality and feel like she’s sitting at a small town country cafe with a cozy scarf and a good book.

Of course you cannot serve Brenda coffee without offering her a snack – what kind of a neighborly host would you be otherwise?! It’s OK – you can use your fall inspired harvest plates, even if they’re table decor that brings the room together.

Why be like Brenda and use tiny fabric pumpkins when you can upgrade to these eye catching glass pumpkins with LED lights? It’s like you captured the essence of a cool, crisp fall night and brought it indoors for her to enjoy. You’re nice like that.

Just when Brenda can’t get enough, she’s greeted with your precious children asking for help putting up the these big ol’ LED leaves in their windows so that all the neighbors can enjoy. Who says no to that, Brenda? A monster, that’s who.

Just because Brenda has a green thumb, don’t let her have the last laugh; you need these UV resistant fall inspired faux flowers that will elevate the look of your front porch without all the dead bugs Brenda’s comes with.